Porn banned in India, two Andhra Pradesh Ministers resigned; Engineers protesting.


Today, Supreme court decided to put a ban on watching porn, also declaring it as a non bailable offence. Two Andhra Pradesh Ministers who were watching porn in the AP assembly, went into a state of shock when they came to know about this decison. The mundane environment of the assembly witnessed a sudden uproar when the speaker asked the members to shut their iPads off. On asking why, the speaker dictated the statement issued by the supreme court. Two ministers who were previously caught watching porn protested against this decision vehemently. They also resigned from the cabinet saying that ‘Porn has always been a part of our culture. Be it Kamasutra or engravings on Ajanta Ellora caves or Sunny Leone, we have always been a part of this culture. And this ban is a ban on our culture. We won’t let that happen. Plus what are we gonna do in the assembly, for porn’s sake. This is complete bullshit.”
Engineers meanwhile are protesting to uplift this ban. When I talked to an IITian, he said ‘We are already suffering from a low sex ratio in our institute, like 0 females per 100 males, then they do this. What are they trying to do, making the best breed of this country impotent?” Meanwhile this is good news for the parents who require IITians’ sperms, I mean, less the porn, less the use of hand, more the sperm count. But for the engineering students who are not in any prestigious college of engineering, this ban is surely gonna affect their placements. I mean where are they gonna go now. This industry was their last hope. Also when the supreme court made it a non bailable offence, a parent of an engineering student said ” As if were gonna bail him anyway”.

BJP is putting a pressure on congress to take actions against this action, Ravi Shankar Prasad quoted “It seems like the Congress’ hands are banning the hands of Common man”. Also, he asked PM to resign kyuki err.. ma chudaane gaya reason. BAS TUSI RESIGN KARDO  SARDARJI.

All said and done, after banning Cartoons, books, facebook, authors, and porn, the only thing left is freedom. Oh wait.

This news report is completely fake. Like, completely, A to Z. Pure bakchodi.

Also, published here. Sabse pehle kahi nahi bas News ThatMatters Not par.

Chaddiman Sardesai,
IBN69.

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4 thoughts on “Porn banned in India, two Andhra Pradesh Ministers resigned; Engineers protesting.

  1. LOL! Well written. Imagine if it wasn’t a fiction based piece. Why do I’ve a feeling somebody this issue is going to cross us as well? BTW, our freedom is already on a halt there with the bans on other stuff, don’t you think? Keep writing! 🙂

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    • That’s what I meant. They have banned almost everything. It’s high time to ban the law that allows them to ban stuff. That would be the first step towards making India a better place to live.
      Thanks. Stay updated.

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